Monday, April 26, 2010
Department of Miracles, American Juggalo Edition
Well, this just about settles it, I guess, as regards the whole "Miracles" thing. Professor Violent J puts it all in perspective, sort of. I'm about to link to an Insane Clown Posse official website called "The Hatchet Herald," by the way. This is that link. I know, I know:
I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.
Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries...Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles.
Not included: the last word on fucking magnets. Or the controversy surrounding fucking magnets. Incidentally, this is how magnets work.